If you are looking for how to change your life, then you want to know about Zombie Goals. If you are ready to learn more, then it’s time to understand the ABC’s of Zombie Goals.
Learning From the Undead
Zombie Goals is all about an awesome way to build daily habits just like a zombie by doing it without even thinking. Of course, being a zombie, I find that idea to be incredibly offensive. Then again, being a zombie and saying it without realizing it, only proves the point.
The thing is, who better than zombies are great at building habits? We love to do the same things over and over and over again. And we love to do things over and over and over again. And we love to… wait… I’m in a zombie loop.
Zombies know how to build habits. People think we are mindless terrorizing hordes, but the truth is, we’re simply following our life plans. We know what we want to be, and work at it. After all, have you seen us? Look at Bob: do you think he invokes terror by default?
If you want to build successful habits, then learn the ABCs of Zombie Goals. They’re as easy as… as… something that starts something. I’m sure there’s a perfect metaphor, but … brains!
Sorry. Zombie brains freeze up. Anyway, let’s learn some stuff.
Half Brothers and Merged Clones
So you’re looking for how to change your life… Whoops. We already did that bit. My brain’s still waking up. At least my brain does wake up, unlike my half brother.
Just to be clear, it’s not like we have a parent in common. He’s a clone. The reason I call him my half brother is because… well there’s only half of him.
Some mad scientists wanted to clone some zombies and weren’t really good at it. They ended up fusing two together: a clone of me and of another local – A’nt.
The resulting monstrosity is, on the positive side, at least 50% handsome, but that same 50% is as dumb as a box of rocks. That’s my half-brother, Burb. The other half, Lan, has an intellect near genius levels. In fact, not only can he write more eloquently than me – when he’s not being interrupted by Burb – he can say a total of about 5 words, and only 3 of them are synonyms for brains.
The thing is that Burb’lan perfectly demonstrate the ABCs of Zombie Goals. Here’s how.
The ABCs of Zombie Goals
Burb’lan works best when they both want the same thing. If Burb wants to play with a vampire monk and Lan wants to flee a lumbering mutant, things are going to get messy. Both the impulsive side and the brilliant side have to work together.
To build strong habits, make the impulsive side and the wise side work together. Make tasks simple and straightforward so both sides are onboard. You have to make tasks that the wise side finds valuable, but the impulsive side is okay with. To do this, make it simple by doing less to do more.
- A Simple Approach: Zombies aren’t focused on a 15-step plan. They keep it simple.
- Brains! Notice how singleminded zombies are? A strong focus leads to success.
- Consistent Persistence: Zombies notoriously can’t be stopped when they want something.
Now it’s your turn. If you want to succeed, follow the method zombies use. After all, have you ever seen a zombie movie where the zombies just leave everyone alone, call it quits, or don’t make much of an impact?
If you want to be just as impressive as zombies, do these three things.
- Simple: Keep your task super simple, like running in place one minute or writing a paragraph.
- Focused: Focus on the goal at hand and simply getting it started.
- Persistence: Do it every single day. Don’t break the streak.
