I’ve done it! I’ve created the perfect trans-dimensional bridge between your world and ours! I guess that’s just what brilliant people do: we do brilliant things. Let me give you a Zombie Goals sneak peek: the future of mind control… er, um… building strong habits.
A Genius Scientist
Yaki’ had to take the day off to deal with some rabid gopher problem or something, so he asked me to step in. My name is DoC and I’m a genius scientist. It’s a privilege to have this conversation. You’re welcome.
I’m here to tell you that I’ve created the ultimate trans-dimensional bridge between one version of earth with blistering heat waves, gigantic wildfires, and oceans consumed by fire, and our post-apocalyptic one. Hmmm… Wait. Which one’s which again? Oh, yeah. We have zombies.
See the thing is we both have problems. We have zombies that struggle to stay focused. You have people that… well, struggle to stay focused. Geez… we really are the same earth.
Anyway, I’ve been working on this connection between our dimensions – one that connects you there with a zombie here. That connection helps you easily improve your habits while taking a listless zombie and giving them the desire to help me take over… *cough* *cough*… um… so sorry. I um… meant… err was saying… take overt action to become better as well. No nefarious plot here for you to uncover. I’m just being super nice. See my super nice smile?
We’re getting off topic. Let me give you a Zombie Goals sneak peek – my app to make it all happen.
A Zombie Goals Sneak Peek
So let’s say you have a desire to be more active and you want to start running. Once you’ve connected with your zombie, you do your daily run and your zombie runs with you.
In order to keep that connection strong, you’re given an egg. As you strengthen that connection, the egg grows and out hatches…
Well, I don’t want to spoil the surprise but… Oh, alright. Out hatches a streak. I’m not sure what you call them in your world, but that’s what they call them here.
The stronger your connection becomes, the more it grows. The best part is that it enhances and evolves over time growing more attributes and abilities that make it more amazing and powerful. That’s what the app gives you: the key to building a habit by using the power of streaks.
Getting More Info
If you’ve enjoyed this Zombie Goals sneak peek, you’re in luck. There’s a lot more details coming and a lot more to learn about Zombie Goals. Unfortunately, I’m afraid I have some more zombies to reanimate if I’m ever going to take over… uh… time – overtime seriously… in my… compensation structure. Yes! That’s what I’m saying. I love paying people well and not exploiting people or zombies in any way!
But, you can be the first to hear about all the exciting things coming up with Zombie Goals simply by becoming a zombie. To be clear, that’s an honorary title. You’d still be human, you’d just be part of the exclusive club that’s the first to know about new features, in-game items, and loads of fun stuff that’s yet to be revealed.
You’ll also get exclusive offers and a few welcome gifts.
What are you waiting for? Sign up to be a zombie and enjoy the perks. It’s fast, it’s fun, and it’s free!
